Part 1
Hey lady loves, I am in two places at once today. I have officially been crowned as a Hot Tamale from Mrs. Dusty over at Girls Love Fried Pickles. If you haven't met Dusty, you are missing out. This girl is my long lost evil twin! I adore every ounce of her funny and filthy mind! Not many blogs can make me snort out loud, but I do everyday with her's! Please show her some love. I believe we will be seeing her pretty little face on Comedy Central one day in the near future! Love you, Dusty!
Part 2
So, yesterday, I sat by my lonesome in a chair while my "chitlins" were bouncing around at an indoor park. In my state boredom, I hopped on my little smarty phone and started scrolling through apps after I had already stalked Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. What? Palm Reading Booth? Oh, I have to check this one out. I mean it got rave reviews, so it has to be legit. After reading the description, I decided that this bundle of useless pleasure was totally worth a dollar minus a penny.
Hey lady loves, I am in two places at once today. I have officially been crowned as a Hot Tamale from Mrs. Dusty over at Girls Love Fried Pickles. If you haven't met Dusty, you are missing out. This girl is my long lost evil twin! I adore every ounce of her funny and filthy mind! Not many blogs can make me snort out loud, but I do everyday with her's! Please show her some love. I believe we will be seeing her pretty little face on Comedy Central one day in the near future! Love you, Dusty!
Part 2
So, yesterday, I sat by my lonesome in a chair while my "chitlins" were bouncing around at an indoor park. In my state boredom, I hopped on my little smarty phone and started scrolling through apps after I had already stalked Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. What? Palm Reading Booth? Oh, I have to check this one out. I mean it got rave reviews, so it has to be legit. After reading the description, I decided that this bundle of useless pleasure was totally worth a dollar minus a penny.
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| The low down: Place your hand to match up with the "screen" hand and take a picture. Then it scans your palm and in mere seconds you get a full blown palm reading. Genius, right? And it's all going to be 100% true! Do I have your attention yet? |
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| Oh, Lord, this one popped up first! How is this app be so telepathic? The activities my "palm reader" is speaking of is drinking wine and shopping. Both of which are my total escape from reality and can be somewhat unhealthy, I suppose. |
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| Next up is this??? Really, of course we all have unused brain cells of intelligence. Disappointed by this read. |
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| BINGO!!! You may think I am nothing but butterflies and pansies all of the time, but I am sorry to disappoint you. This here girl has a pretty crazy temper if pushed the wrong way. I have been like this since I was a little girl. I prefer to call it being strong-willed and not a push over! Dead on! |
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| Oh hell no, Cyber Astrologist, you have got the wrong girl on this one. Managing money and budgeting is definitely not my strong suit. If it wasn't for Ross, we would be broke and on the streets. We all have our downfalls, right? Another let down. |
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| Double BINGO! This is another characteristic that I don't take pride in, but it's in my nature. Like Lady Gaga says, "I as born this way". Or maybe a better lyric would be "I'm BOSSY" by Kelis. Either way, I am who I am. Good job, palmist! |
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| This couldn't be more true. I am very close to my family. Always have been, always will be. They have been there for me through thick and thin. And my girls, they are my world! |
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| Hmmmm, I guess I am technically an avid blog and 50 Shades of Grey reader. I do enjoy reading books, I just can't find the time to read them "avidly". And you know what they say, "You learn something new everyday." I would say accurate, but could fit as description for everyone. If you download the full version you receive roughly 30 readings of you palm. I just chose my 7 faves. I did this to Ross and my neighbor. We got a lot of the same reads, but a ton of different ones too. It was a little spooky how dead on some were. I really don't believe in all the astrology hype, but I will say it was a fun, cheap thrill. We couldn't stop laughing. I can't wait to bust it out when my college friends come into town this weekend. Get ready boys and girls! What fun apps have you downloaded lately? |
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Cheers to cheap thrills at the indoor playground!
